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Riddle: What goes up, lets out a load, then goes back down?
Answer: An alarm clock.

Riddle: What has 4 fingers and a thumb, but is not living?
Answer: A glove.

Riddle: A man drives from San Francisco to Honolulu without any of his tires.
How does he do this?
Answer: He uses a boat!

Riddle: What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?
Answer: Your name.

Riddle: I am the beginning of the end, the end of every place.
I am the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space.
What am I?
Answer: The Letter E.

Riddle: Mr. Smith has 4 daughters. Each of his daughters has a brother.
How many children does Mr. Smith have?
Answer: He has 5 children, all of the daughters have the same 1 brother.

Riddle: What is the center of gravity?
Answer: V.

Riddle: What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night?
Answer: A pillow.
Riddle: At night they come without being fetched, and by day they are lost without being stolen.

What are they?
Answer: Stars.

Riddle: A man in prison has a visitor. Afterward a guard asks the inmate who the visitor was to him. The inmate replies: "brothers and sisters I have none, but that man's father is my father's son." Who was the visitor to the inmate?
Answer: His son.

Riddle: What number do you get when you multiply all of the numbers on a telephone's number pad?
Answer: 0.

Riddle: Scientists are trying to figure out what is between Heaven and Earth.
What is it?
Answer: The word 'and.'

Riddle: What can you catch but not throw?
Answer: A cold.

Riddle: What jumps higher than a building?
Answer: Everything, buildings don't jump.

Riddle: Timmy's mother has three children. The first was named April. The next was named May.
What is the final one's name?
Answer: Timmy of course.

Riddle: Imagine you are swimming in the ocean and a bunch of hungry sharks surround you. How do you get out alive?
Answer: Stop imagining.

Riddle: What building has the most stories?
Answer: A library.

Riddle: What kind of tree is carried in your hand?
Answer: A palm.

Riddle: An empty bus pulls up to a stop and 10 people get on. At the next stop 5 people get off and twice as many people get on as at the first stop. At the third stop 25 get off.
How many people are on the bus at this point?
Answer: Just 1, the driver.

Riddle: What am I?
Answer: A question.

Riddle: A man and his son are in a terrible accident and are rushed to the hospital in critical care. The doctor looks at the boy and exclaims "I can't operate on this boy, he's my son!" 
How could this be?
Answer: It's the boys mother.

Riddle: When do you go at red, but stop at green?
Answer: When you are eating a watermelon!

Riddle: I have Eighty-eight keys but cannot open a single door?
What am I?
Answer: A piano.

Riddle: How many letters are in the alphabet?
Answer: There are 11 letters in 'the alphabet.'

Riddle: How can you make 7 even?
Answer: Remove the 's' from 'seven' to make it 'even.'

Riddle: What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Answer: Smiles because there is a mile between each 's'!

Riddle: What goes up and never comes down?
Answer: Your age.

Riddle: What is so delicate that even mentioning it breaks it?
Answer: Silence.




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