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Riddle, funny and joke (cont)

Riddle: You are my brother, but I am not your brother. Who am I?
Answer: I am your sister.

Riddle: The person who buys me doesn't need me, the person who makes me doesn't want me, and the person who uses me can't appreciate me.
What am I?
Answer: A coffin.

Riddle: What happens when you throw a blue rock into the yellow sea?
Answer: It sinks...

Riddle: What is the best way to stop a dog from barking in, and digging up the front yard?
Answer: Put it in the backyard.

Riddle: What's always coming, but never arrives?
Answer: Tomorrow!

Riddle: What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
Answer: Charcoal.

Riddle: Which word does not belong in the following list:
Stop cop mop chop prop shop or crop?
Answer: The word 'or' is the only one that doesn't end with 'op'.

Riddle: There is a one story house. The walls are blue, the floor is pink, the stove and cupboards are red. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There are no stairs because it is a one story house.

Riddle: If you count 20 houses on your right going to the store and 20 houses on your left coming home, how many houses did you count?
Answer: 20, they are the same houses.

Riddle: No matter how much rain comes down on it it won't get any wetter.
What is it?
Answer: Water.

Riddle: Who was buried in Grant's Tomb?
Answer: Grant!

Riddle: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Answer: It is time to buy a new fence.

Riddle: Can a man legally marry his widow's sister in the state of California?
Answer: No, he's dead.

Riddle: It takes ten men ten hours to build a certain wall. How long does it take five men to build the same wall?
Answer: No time, the wall is already built. There is no need to build it again.

Riddle: No matter how terrible things get for the people of the Arctic, they will not eat a penguin.
Why not?
Answer: Penguins live in the Antarctic (south), not the Arctic (north).

Riddle: Does a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks weigh more?
Answer: They both weigh a ton.

Riddle: I can be cracked, I can be made. I can be told, I can be played.
What am I?
Answer: A joke.

Riddle: Three men rob a store but come out completely changed. Yet they continue robbing other stores.
What kind of store did they first rob?
Answer: A clothing store. They changed clothes.

Riddle: What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
Answer: A post office.

Riddle: Four cars come to a four way stop, all coming from a different direction. They can't decide who got there first, so they all go forward at the same time. They do not crash into each other, but all four cars go. How is this possible?
Answer: They all turned right.

Riddle: The more you work, the more I'll eat.You keep me full, I'll keep you neat. What am I?
Answer: Pencil sharpener

Riddle: What single line can you add to the following statement to make it true?
5+5+5=550
Answer: Add a line to the first '+' to make it a 4.     545+5=550

Riddle: Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday?
Answer: Yesterday, today, and tomorrow!

Riddle: You have lost your mother at the carnival. You search for her and eventually you see her.
What's the first thing you do when you see her?

Answer: Stop searching!

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